And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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