the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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