Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
My ass is underappreciated
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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