no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why are your pants in the freezer?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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