Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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