Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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