remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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