haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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