Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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