Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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