i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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