My friends, they love my intelligence
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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