i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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