that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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