she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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