We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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