White coat. Heels.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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