This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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