belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
okay pat passed out under dana's car
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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