Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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