I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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