Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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