I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Shame - the story of my life.
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