No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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