Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We had sex on a dog bed..
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
