they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Randomize
