it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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