I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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