spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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