used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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