question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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