break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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