absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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