Small penises have feelings too.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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