some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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