She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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