I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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