i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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