Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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