I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
zippers are such a cool invention
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hippo gnu deer
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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