belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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