She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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