do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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