is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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