Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
