her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
50% drunk capacity currently
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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