Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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