playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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