you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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