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Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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