He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
soo... how was my night?
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