So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
