She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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