the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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