i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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