I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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