He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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