What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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