Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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