never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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